Well we had one entry for the contest and it sucked, so Legend doesn’t get anything…

Why are soup spoons so freaking huge compared to regular spoons?

We’re having a contest and there’s another post on that right below this one so read that! Here’s some ideas of things to amuse yourself with that you can use for the contest. This list will grow as I think of more things.  You don’t HAVE to do any of these – you can make up your own (in fact that is strongly encouraged.) Feel free to add in the comments and I will put them on the list.

1. See how far you can run backwards without looking behind you until you fall down.
2. Sit on your mailbox and ride it like a horse until several cars pass by. When someone looks at you funny, yell “YEEEHAWWW!”
3. Glue a drink cup to the top of your car then drive around and see how many people stare (RBCP did this.)
4. Hide in the bushes and jump out at people especially the weak and timid (but not at old people or the handicapped please)
5. Go to Taco Bell and order nothing but take all their sauce packets and like dominos see what you can build with them.
6. Eat frozen french fries straight from the bag.
7. Run through as many displays of stacked products at the store as possible before getting thrown out of the store.
8. Sample the self-serve candies at the grocery store and comment on each one to strangers or loudly to anyone that will liston.
9. Lick 100 lollipops and stick them on something for everyone to see.
10. Go to a dog park and bark at all the dogs (and don’t bring a dog of your own)
11. Offer to pump someone’s gas for them and then just stand there looking confused for a few minutes, then put the nozzle in and don’t start it.  Then when they notice nothing is happening insist that you are doing it correctly and they need to mind their own business because you’re a professional.
12. Go to a crowded public place like a mall in a toga (and nothing underneath – ok maybe underwear) and high five everyone that walks by.
13. Strike up a conversation with a stranger of the same sex and keep insisting that you aren’t gay even if there is nothing gay at all about the conversation.  The creepier you act, the better.
14. At a fast food place or gas station fill up a cup with soda and let it overflow for a few minutes, all while apologizing profusely even though you won’t make it stop.  Keep going until an employee comes to help you stop it.  Insist that the lever was stuck or that your hand was paralyzed or whatever lame excuse you can come up with.
15. Hug strangers (not responsible for any legal action or physical violence that results from this) without even saying a word to them first.  Just walk up and hug.  At least 3 strangers.

We’re having a contest! Think of something that amuses you and send us a video of you doing it! Please keep it clean. We don’t want to see any toilet humor because this website is made by a sissy girl and I just find that stuff gross. The prize will be a box full of stuff (I will take a photo after I gather everything together) because right now I’m poor so I can’t give you cash. I will also include two dozen homemade from stratch chocolate chip or peanut butter cookies or perhaps both if you so desire.

Contest ends May 1, 2010 and we will have a section on the site for everyone to vote and choose the best one.

I’m not really sure why I’m doing this so I might decide to cancel it if nobody cares to do it.

UPDATE
I cleaned out my closet and came up with some pretty cool stuff…I’ll be adding more next time I go to the dollar store.

Contest Prize

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On another website at another time, I had a writer named Dave (I called him David though).  He always had something to complain about in the funniest way so I gave him an outlet to air these issues he had.  David, I don’t know where you are or what you’re doing but I’d love to hear what is going on with you now!  Here’s an article he wrote long ago regarding his job which was emailed to me on Monday, April 25, 2002 at 12:57 AM:

Today’s topic: Working for the North Texas Tollway Authority

Well, I figured I may as well start with the obvious topics first.  This one
has been building up for the last six months or so, so it’s time to get it
off my chest.
I work as a toll attendent for the North Texas Tollway Authority, a system
of toll roads that is supposed to increase mobility, hence the idiotic
slogan they came up with: “A toll facility increases mobility”. Yeah right,
slows it down more like.  And I get the WONDERFUL opportunity to sit in a
dirty metal tollbooth for 8 hours a day, listening to people bitching,
pissing, and moaning about how they have to pay 75 cents to drive on the
road.  All I have to say is this: IF YOU DON’T WANT TO PAY, DON’T FUCKING
DRIVE ON THE TURNPIKE, YOU FUCKING IGNORANT MORONIC
ASSHOLES!!!!!!!! There are OTHER roads that you can drive on that are FREE!
I really DON’T want to listen to your crap OK?

Now to the issue at hand: My employers.  There is so much wrong with this
company that I don’t even know where to start.  The machines that are in our
booths, the big yellow ones that you throw the money into, are crap, plain
and simple.  They break down all the time, and it takes the guys who get
called out to fix them FOREVER to get there to do it.  And in the meantime,
we have to get one of those boxes that holds $500 in rolled quarters and put
the money in until the guy gets there. Not to mention that the toll plaza
that I work at (190 & Coit Rd) is so busy during rush hour that it just adds
to the stress till you want to kill someone.  The idiot drivers on the road
sit there and look at you because the light won’t turn green and you have to
practically scream at them to go.  And then of course it’s like the little
“reject bin thieves” as I like to call them, come crawling out of the
goddamned woodwork, especially if it is an unattended lane that goes down.
They pull up and lean out of their cars or open their doors and just scoop
that money like it’s fucking gang-busters!  And then on top of that, we
can’t stop them or say anything to them because we will get in trouble if
they call the main office and complain.  THEY’RE THE ONES STEALING! Why
would we get in trouble for stopping them?!  Because someone up at the main
office had to take 2 minutes out of their day to listen to some complaint
that is bullshit anyway.

Now get this…….it is so easy to get written up at NTTA it makes me want

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I really don’t know how this guy got added to my facebook or messenger.  I haven’t talked to him for a long time then I get this today ( before this he was asking me first how was I doing I said not in the mood to talk, closed window).

GUY: anything you want to ask me?
rox: ummm
rox: like what?
GUY: anything that you want to know
GUY:
GUY: doesn’t matter what it is
GUY: whatever you’re curious about
rox: hmmm
rox: I dunno
GUY: have you seen my pic?
rox: probably if it’s on facebook
GUY: do you like massages?
rox: I guess so
rox: I really don’t like my personal space invaded
GUY: do you prefer to invade personal space than to be invaded?
rox: Actually no.
rox: I feel very respectful of other people’s space
rox: so much so that I want to hug but I don’t
GUY: what if the other person wants you to hug?
rox: then I usually do
rox: unless I don’t know them very well
rox: I would, but I would feel weird about it.
rox: I’m not sure I even care to talk about myself right now
rox: I’m not in a very good mood
GUY: what’s to feel weird about. it’s an exchange of mutual affection
GUY: aww
GUY: ok
rox: No, it’s not weird
rox: I just I have my own bubble
rox: and I only let certain people in
rox: and only people I really know
rox: that really care about me
rox: as a person
GUY: that’s understandable
GUY: what kind of glasses do you wear?
rox: x ray vision
GUY: lol…uh oh, not sure I want to be near you then
GUY: or do I? lol
rox: You hiding something?
GUY: no…just not sure if you want to see that much lol
rox: I really don’t
GUY: then take the glasses off
rox: Men disgust me
GUY: I don’t want you seeing my mini samurai sword, my glock,

my fire lighter
rox: especially men that try and get with me
rox: just because I’m single now
rox: when they don’t even know me
rox: they think because I am skinny and cute (which I’m not even sure why they think I’m cute) that I’m some sort of prize to be had
rox: that I have nothing else to offer.
rox: The only guy that I am even interested in has shown me that he really cares about me on a deeper level
GUY: I was talking about my hidden weapon
rox: I’m just not in a good mood
rox: and going off on a tirade
rox: about men
rox: because you are one
rox: and you happened to cross my path today
rox: see I really a bad person
rox: probably best you delete me off facebook and leave me along
rox: *alone

then he signed off.

good idea.

Why does PETA have to use nudity to get their point across?